Raise your hand if you recently transferred from the school you go to now to go to clown school. Alumni, raise ya hand if you registered for clown school to get your masters. Come on…raise em high, don’t be shy. Because atp I’m ready to get TF ASAP! Chilleee I filled out my app for clown college and applied to work at the universal soul circus because life be a joke.

For those of ya’ll reading this that’s legit confused on why I’m talking about clown school call ya friends because I can merch at least one of ya’ll go there too. If you reading this and you in a happy, stable relationship you got 2 options 1.) stay and get you a good laugh…2.) go to another site because ain’t nobody coming to see you Otis. Tonight I’m talking to my ladies who love life in shambles. The girls who not getting a text back, the girls who been being a sucka latey for buddy, my girls who sis you just going through a rough patch in ya love life right now. I’m talking to YA’LL….come on sis get comfortable…we gone talk tonight.

Why is it the guy you want NEVER wanna act right…like you legit be ready to knock his head between the washer and dryer! You just be looking at him like sir….can you just get it together so I can love and spoil you already. I’m convinced that atp when Eve bit that damn apple sis wasn’t thinking about nobody but herself. It’s easier to pick change up off the floor with acrylic nails on then it is to deal with men. Like I would legit rather sweep the bottom of the Pacific Ocean than to be dealing with them…I hate it heeerreeeee.

It’s like you find a guy…he’s fine like you just see him and be like ooohhhh I want THAT ONE! Ya’ll start talking, everything is good..ya’ll all cute and stuff. He telling you how cute you are, ya’ll in the little get to know each other phase. Asking each other favorite color, what food he likes… all that fun stuff. Few weeks go by and then what happens sis….what happens? Things go left and now you ready to knock his head between the stove and the refrigerator. Atp you invested sis, you like all the lil simple stuff about him. The way he brush his hair, how he answer the phone, the lil look he be having when he play the game. Look at you, look at you right now thinking about him. Gone head after this blog and go to the Universal Soul Circus website and put ya app in sis because you done earned a one way ticket to clown school with the rest of us.

I’m telling ya’ll gon head and slap a red nose on me and a size 17 because I’m probably on the Dean’s List at Clown University right now. Now, the reason I got to clown school ain’t NONE of ya’ll business. We not here to talk about me…this about ya’ll. For those of ya’ll reading this that know why I go to clown school…mind ya’ll business and don’t text me with no jokes because I’m laugh and this not about me. Sis, I’m here to tell you it’s gone be okay. That guy you like that got you accepted to clown school he may just end up being your man. Don’t count him out just yet. If he doesn’t end up being your man then take the experience as a lesson.

At some point in life we all play boo boo the fool for somebody son. You just have to take the situation for what it is, put on ya clown shoes and stick it out. One day you’re going to look back at the situation your in now and legit laugh about it. Unless you think everything is a joke like I do and you laughing about it now lmao. On a serious note, don’t be so hard on yourself sis….take it easy.

Disclaimer: Don’t listen to me…take tonight blog with a grain of salt. If you know me then you KNOW I got at least 2 years of clown school left before I get my life together lmao. In case anybody needed it I put the clown school application below.